BUSH vs MANDELA

 Bush vs. Mandela
 
 
 Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,
 croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next
 to him and starts a conversation:
 
 Bush: 'You South Africans eat the whole bread?'
 Mandela: 'Of course.'
 
 Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): 'We don't. In the States, we only
 eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake
 them into croissants and sell them to South Africa .'
 Mandela: 'Oh Really?'
 
 Bush: 'Do you eat jam with the bread?'
 Mandela: 'Of course.'
 Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): 'We don't. In
 the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds
 and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to
 South Africa .'
 
 Mandela: 'Do you have sex in America ?'
 Bush: 'Of course we do.'
 Mandela: 'And what do you do with the condoms?'
 Bush: 'Throw them away of course.'
 
 Mandela: 'We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt
 them down into chewing gum and sell it to America
 
 
 Hola Madiba bathe Tata...
 
 
 
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