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July 26 2010 2 26 /07 /July /2010 15:31
 Bush vs. Mandela


Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,
croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next
to him and starts a conversation:

Bush: 'You South Africans eat the whole bread?'
Mandela: 'Of course.'

Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): 'We don't. In the States, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake
them into croissants and sell them to South Africa .'
Mandela: 'Oh Really?'

Bush: 'Do you eat jam with the bread?'
Mandela: 'Of course.'
Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): 'We don't. In
the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds
and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to
South Africa .'

Mandela: 'Do you have sex in America ?'
Bush: 'Of course we do.'
Mandela: 'And what do you do with the condoms?'
Bush: 'Throw them away of course.'

Mandela: 'We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt
them down into chewing gum and sell it to America


Hola Madiba bathe Tata...



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