facebook ani

·        IMAGINE..if Animals & Insects had Facebook,these are most likely their Statuses

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·        COACKROACH: They sprayed e room ystday.survived cause i was in his jacket. #living dangerously# ...

·        MOSQUITO: Daaaaamn! missed death by a whisker #she hit the wall lol *missed*#

·        COW: The stupid farmer touches my breasts everyday and turns me on... Only to disapear with a bucket of milk..nxaaaaa

·        DOG: I miss my dude..the neighbour locks hm in everyday, im so on HEAT it aint even funny. #me want sum#

·        DONKEY likes Dog's Status & COMMENTS: come to my crib got a fix for u *wink*") Dog DEACTIVATES her account!