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July 1 2009 4 01 /07 /July /2009 20:13

Who said Blacks can't speak English? Thatha!!!


Sibusiso drives his Gusheshe into a service station, clad in shorts,

All-Stars, funky beard and i-spoti (small hat). He hands the coloured

attendant the keys complete with a beautiful Tupac keyring:

Sbu:"Gcwalisa mfethu, i-Super" (Gcwalisa means fillup the tank!)

Attendant:"How much?"

Sbu:"hayi bo, ngithe gcwalisa!" - meaning, hey I said fill up the tank!

Attendant:"I only speak English!"

Sbu:"No problem. Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound desire

to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I

cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a

sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane

rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of

perambulation to the brim."


Sbu: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke only


Attendant: "English? That is not English!"

Sbu:"My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do

not even recognise the language which you allege to be your singular

means of communication?"




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