Who said Blacks can't speak English? Thatha!!!
Sibusiso drives his Gusheshe into a service station, clad in shorts,
All-Stars, funky beard and i-spoti (small hat). He hands the coloured
attendant the keys complete with a beautiful Tupac keyring:
Sbu:"Gcwalisa mfethu, i-Super" (Gcwalisa means fillup the tank!)
Sbu:"hayi bo, ngithe gcwalisa!" - meaning, hey I said fill up the tank!
Attendant:"I only speak English!"
Sbu:"No problem. Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound desire
to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I
cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a
sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane
rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of
perambulation to the brim."
Sbu: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke only
Attendant: "English? That is not English!"
Sbu:"My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do
not even recognise the language which you allege to be your singular
means of communication?"
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