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July 1 2009 4 01 /07 /July /2009 19:06

Did you ever stop and wonder...


 

 


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?


Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs?


Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!)


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Stop singing and read on...


Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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June 17 2009 4 17 /06 /June /2009 09:20

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June 15 2009 2 15 /06 /June /2009 15:22




















This has really made me laugh!!!!! Hope it will do the same nakuwe
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        YEAH!!!!!! kwakukho omnye umzi ke ekwakuthukwa gqitha kuwo
        sebeyiqhelile.kwabona nje sebebizana ngeminqundu,omisunu ndibalani
        na!!!!!..Hayike umama wakhona wacawa yena ngoku kule cawa yakhe
        kufuneke kuze umfundisi.........hayke weza ngenye imini......phambi
        kokuba ezile umama loo uye wayala abantwana ukuba bangathuki ngoba uyeza
        umfundisi......kwavunyelwana ke.

        Umama"yenzani into yokuphunga nina" wayenza ke lomntana .wayigalela kwi
        coffe mugs wabeka nesosi wayisa hayke xa ebenikeza caba umfundisi
        akayithathi isosi lee nanko ke umsila uphushuruka........"kutheni
        ungayithathi nje isosi?"

        

        Hay wena mntanam yiyeke ngoba ayo cup lee yi
        cofee mug...."okaaay iyaku tshisa khehle unye itea lee umuncu nje"
        yhoooo wothuka lamama waphendula "yewena msunwakho masende kayihlo
        nditheni ngokuthuka mqundu...

        wamangaliseka umfundisi nanko naye ephendula...... rha kuse kunyeni kwalapha kulomzi THIXO WAM NDIXOLELE
        NAWE NGEKE UNYAMEZELE UKUNYA ENDIKUKO..............

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