Zuzeka was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurt; she had never had a
boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.
Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this
life.But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will
fall at your feet.
Zuzeka left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she
thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins" She decided
to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Zuzeka didn't die!
She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas, she lost her senses and
fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to
see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her
surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on
her face and said:
"GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!, ONE AT A TIME!!!
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